In the fifties I was at the village square when I was very young a large black, gleaming Bentley drew up at the kerbside. This was quite impressive. From it stepped a very tall man who strode with purpose into the newsagents. In awe of the car and this stalwart I asked my father who this Colossus was. “Oh,” he said “that is Colonel M… He was in the Black Watch.” Seeing me stare wide-eyed in admiration he said “you see that wee man over there with the long grey trench coat with the grey cap talking to those two men?: “Yes,” I said. “Well then,” my father said, “that wee man has killed more Germans that that Colonel has ever seen.” The wee man in grey had been a Lewis gunner during the Great War and had been awarded the Military Medal for his bravery. Who would have thought?
The late Jim Mitchell, a great friend, and who used to shoot for Scotland, spent five years in Burma coming back having had tropical sprue, dysentery, berri-berri, jungle sores and other ailments. He very rarely mentioned to me that he had been there although I knew that he had been in the 17th Indian Division. He had been in the Arakan and mentioned that the best way forward was to spray the trees with machine gun fire as that got rid of the snipers! Later he was at Meiktila and on the way mentioned walking through a completely abandoned town. He said it gave him a real eerie feeling! I am sure it did! I asked him if he had ever seen anyone famous like Slim, Wingate or Mountbatten. He said he had seen the Chindits and none of them carried any extra fat He also saw Field Marshall Slim on a number of occasions. On one occasion they had received word that Mountbatten was coming to see them and inspect them about the end of the war. The sergeant drew up the troop and roared them to attention when Mountbatten appeared. No-one moved. It was said that they would have moved for Slim, but never Mountbatten!
An uncle of mine, the late Bill Fraser who spent his declining years in Comrie also spent five years in Burma with the 25th Indian division. – The Black Cats. I asked what he most feared during that time in the war. He said it was the loss of his bayonet. It was a court martial offence to lose a piece of the King Emperor’s equipment. He had lost this particular bayonet and the thought of a court martial plagued him throughout his time in Burma. He was once moving through elephant grass which was about twelve feet in height. Just in time he caught a reflected flash of light from the sun and turned and fired his rifle and a Jap died at that spot! His bayonet may have got caught in the stems of grass creating the flash. It was a “him or me” moment. When I asked him what he thought about it and he said with a wry smile, “Well ah wasnae gawen tae shake his hand!” One of his comrades when they were being shelled dived into a hole in the ground there to come face to face with a cobra. This he blasted to death with a bren gun! One other comrade was bitten between the thumb and the forefinger by a cobra and was lucky to survive. I recall once raving to him about Roger Bannister, the runner, breaking the four minute mile. He was quite unimpressed and said he had done that quite often. When I pressed for an explanation he said “When the whole of the Japanese army is chasing you through the jungle you can easily run a four minute mile!” He was blown out of a truck on one occasion and still, to the day he died, picked shrapnel from his legs! They were regularly shelled by the Japs at meal times because their plates were reflected in the sunlight but a General in the British army said that meal time regulations could not be changed and many were killed as a result. Eventually, in desperation, at the end of the war Bill found an old somewhat beaten up bayonet which he handed in with his rifle…and no-one said a word!
In Burma he contracted TB as well as picking up several other tropical diseases and like Jim, spent many months in convalescent hospitals in India and the UK. He was invalided out of the Army and because of his ailments when he returned to Glasgow could only take on light work. He worked as a messenger for the Halifax Building Society until he retired. They eventually screwed him out of a retirement package giving him, with reluctance, an ex-gratia payment instead. He applied for an army pension and it took over forty years for them to award him a small pension for his war wounds.
Some years ago he was able to go to the Burma Star Association march past in Perth and he had been asked by the British Legion to put on his miniatures and my late Aunt busied herself sewing them on to the medal strip. He was watching her as she started to sew in a yellow strip. At that time he said quietly, “Kay, please don’t sew that yellow medal on to the others.” When enquiring why not my Aunt was the told that he had taken it off the body of a dead Japanese colonel!
By happenstance after the war his army boss, Field Marshall “Uncle” Bill Slim used to visit a relative of his (sister) in the area. She was married to a man called Robertson who lived at Dundurn. He once called up a local tradesman mentioning that he had been kept awake by the scratching of a wee mouse and asked for assistance in tracking it down. The local tradesman used to have great delight when telling the story of how he and the Field Marshal got down on their hands and knees searching for, and eventually finding, a mousehole. Slim, was a real soldier's man, and much to the pleasure of the local barber, had his hair cut in Comrie.